anyone caught bringing JaffaCakes to the meet will be handcuffed and spanked severely.
Wahey - I'll get a catering-size box! (Clive)
Let me rephrase that - anyone caught bringing jaffa cakes to the meet will be handcuffed and spanked severely, except for Clive.
Are spanks tradable, like renewable energy credits?
Kat's fantasy is men in football kit with giant JaffaCakes: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1960000/images/_1963709_jaffa_cake_300.gif
No, all spanks are non-transferable and i've changed my mind after seeing that picture anyway. I don't like football, spanks will only be given to people bringing giant jaffa cakes, and Clive doesn't get any spanks. -kat
