http://www.theendofmytether.com (Note this is a skanky flash website and you can't actually extract any useful information from it without copying it out by hand)

15:08:11 nick: hmm ... mental note.  change holding page to say I'm rich and good looking
15:08:32 Edmund : hey.. there will be girls there. they'll discover your lying
15:08:51 nick: are you saying the men won't realise ...
15:09:04 Edmund : they don't care