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Quotes

Ryan grins xhosa, maybe i should invest in a latex nazi uniform

Matt        :glans, what a brilliant word
Matt        :"Another glans, vicar?"

Velvet mops up

+++ daern starts idling.  (homotime)
dkscully blinks.

Talking about a talk Claire Short did in Manchester...
dkscully    :parm> where did you get to see her?
Ethel       :his bedroom
dkscully thinks she would have enjoyed going to see that.

parm        :She was talking about flying out to Rwanda whilst she was
             secretary of state for international development.
parm        :"Now, Jack Straw isn't an *entirely* bad human being. But when I
             told him I was flying to Rwanda, his reaction was 'Oh, yes.
             Rwanda. Now, what have we got to do there? Ah, yes, make sure
             British Airways gets the contract to fly there'."

HALBot Quotes

HALBot      %Flux> How is parm's beard sexy? {HALChat}
Bob         %I'm not sure it is. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> What's your take on the hips. {HALChat}
Bob         %I've not seen parm's hips. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Parm's nickname is wiggles. {HALChat}

ermintrude  %I like kittens {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> I dislike your liberal clive-sprinklings. {HALChat}

dkscully    %What do you know about parm? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Hoping each time it is parm who looks like leo sayer.
             {HALChat}

xhosa       %Fanny badgers? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Never ever insert gummi bears into irate badgers. {HALChat}

Flux        %Is Pope Wiggles a mighty Pope? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Is pope wiggles a mighty organ? {HALChat}
Flux        %I thought Cardinal Parm was reputed to have a mighty organ.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> I thought cardinal parm was reputed to have children without
             having sex. {HALChat}
Flux        %Are you saying Cardinal Parm is the new Virgin Mary? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Pope wiggles (aka cardinal parm) is basting the holy hand
             grenade of antioch. {HALChat}

Flux        %You seem to have exhasuted your capacity for insight. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Journey of the seasonal abundance of b. Giganteus juveniles
             and adults suggests a peak in reproductive capacity in the
             nineteenth century by means of "rectal inflation" in which tobacco
             smoke was blown up their bottoms. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Xhosa prefers dangerous women. {HALChat}

dkscully    %I want women. Soft, sweet-smelling, willing women. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> What's your opinion on clive? {HALChat}
dkscully    %Clive is not a woman. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Dryfish is not a woman. {HALChat}
Flux        %Will Clive fit dkscully's needs? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Does he spank people? {HALChat}

Flux        %I want to take you to a gay bar. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Do you want to be a slave? {HALChat}

dkscully    %ah, good. Nice to see hal making such a lot of sense, already.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Ah. I wondered how long it would take before you started
             insulting me again. {HALChat}
% fledermaus meow.  {HALChat}
Ethel       %Hal, be nice to dkscully {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> It's the road to hell. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Clive looks like diana ross. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Hermione> Cardinal parm sins so much his bedposts have turned to
             sawdust. {HALChat}

Ethel       %Celia, you're breaking my heart.  You're shaking my confidence
             daily. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> I think you're fucked. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Bob does not look like a german lesbian. {HALChat}