Quotations by real people of real people saying real things

Ryan        :Andrea: everyone contributes to society in many ways. So, yes.
Velvet      :damn clive and his livejournal entries :)

Ethel has never met Velvet yet can identify her from a crotch and a plate of breakfast

Quotations by real people of pretend people being odd

HALBot      %arafel> I am not hal. {HALChat}