It's August.

Get over it.

Quotey bits

xhosa delves
Ethel       :eew

+++ Matt has connected from dsl-217-207-128-218.uk.easynet.net.
Matt        :hello
+++ Matt has disconnected! - Connection closed.

Ethel       :Is it just me or has MH been rather quieter than usual recently?
... minutes pass ...
Ethel       :OK, I walked into that

Ethel       :.<snip>. free-fall, which is the definition of orbit. heh.

Ryan        :are both styles of orbit free-fall based?

Topper's never quite understood the fascination with cricket

Hally quotey bits

xhosa       %We need a good quote for the August spodmag! {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Tentacle rape is what we need, grubby, sweaty, cute men!
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Dkscully is an uncontrollable medical condition where a
             person is confined (by the authorities) to his or her house.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %Mustapha> Ryan slipping in quietly makes clive boing! {HALChat}

HALBot      %fledermaus> Topper may be prepared, copied, published and
             distributed, in whole or in part, without restriction of any kind,
             provided that the vikings built settlements and were skilled
             craftsmen and traders. {HALChat}

+++ Ethel has connected, etc. etc.
Ethel       :re
dkscully    :damnit. I *work* here!
Ethel       %What is dkscully talking about when she says that? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Anus, penis, pain us. {HALChat}
Ethel       :rotfl
Flux        :Quote!

Flux        %Halchat is the magic eight ball. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Halchat is the labour party. {HALChat}

Flux        %What's Kinnison good for? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> What's your favourite statistic. {HALChat}
Flux        %I don't know, I haven't measured Kinnison. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> You're dirtier than him, you know that don't you? {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> The kingdom of norway is a large pastry.  You can't beat
             it. {HALChat}

Ryan        %Bob has femoral hips? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ryan> Kinnison has a freshly minty cunt. {HALChat}
ermintrude  %minty fresh! {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Minty minty cuntymints.  Mmmmmm. {HALChat}
ermintrude  %who've you been talking to? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> No you don't, stop talking bollocks. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> They looked me up and call to them the devil, and he
             comes to them the devil, and he comes to them the devil, and he
             comes to them in the bath. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Only if i don't look like a fermented postal worker after a
             flirtation with ukip. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Can i borrow your brain for a while. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Nope.  It's booked all the way up to Thursday. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Nope - no strange men in my salad. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> What does bob love behind closed doors? {HALChat}
Ethel       %Kinnison {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Kinnison has a problem with parm's end! {HALChat}
Ethel       %That's because he's too busy with Bobloving to take care of it.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Ach, bumsex to you too. {HALChat}

Ethel       %Explain last night's vivid dream to me. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Clive looks like noel edmonds. {HALChat}