Never be rude to an Arab...

Alternatively; welcome to December's edition of the Meta Hills Democratic SpodMag.

Horse Clocks

One for the Merkins . . hee-haw!

http://thedesignpatch.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/cowboyhorseclockk.jpg

What do you want in your horse stocking?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002UP01M

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00013BO74

Especially for Bob . . . http://www.horsey-gifts.com/product.asp?productid=CU-11680

. . . and wedgies, um wedges for the rest . . . http://www.horsey-gifts.com/product.asp?productid=GR-2105PAR

Quotes

Clive scrams
+++ Clive has disconnected to shove a sink plunger up his bum! (Pop!)
mouse       :thank God for that

+++ Flux starts idling.  (My bed isn't several acres)
+++ dkscully starts idling.  (mine is.)

mouse hugs sob
mouse       :um. son
Bob         :mouse: If I'm a SOB, what does that make you? :)
mouse       :Bob:it was a genuine error ;-)

Clive wonders if Velvet is game for it.
Velvet      :game for what, exactly
Clive       :Bah - she's too cautious.
Velvet      :well if I'm not careful, you'll be brandishing a custard enema at
             me ;-)
Clive       :Never again.
Clive       :Then again, Nattie and I were suggesting things to do with 10kg of
             mayo and a large dispenser pump, yesterday evening.
Ryan        :tasty. i'd have treacle type discolourations i'd imagine..
Ryan        :it'd*
Clive       :Ryan> Indeed you would.
Ryan        :doh.
Velvet      :Quote!

Clive hmms. I've seen Simon in lycra, and it wasn't exactly stuffed down
            one leg, or anything. :-p

Ryan        :Ethel: is this true? You've been after dildo seXXoring me?
Ethel       :Ryan: I quote: "Ethel still doesn't fancy him"
Ethel       :this implies that I don't fancy you now and have never done so.
Ethel       :I only dildo seXXor people I do fancy
Ryan chokes on his orange
Ethel wins

Halbot quotes

Flux        %What would Topper, Matt, Velvet, and Parm get up to with dkscully
             in her bed? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Romping in bed, is usually the answer. {HALChat}

Flux        %What will Velvet find in her stocking from Santa? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> So velvet lusts after ryan's sexual cookery? {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Bob's as kinky as clive on computer love romp. {HALChat}

Bob         %Ethel wants a spanking. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Is ethel a digital cocksucker. {HALChat}

Ethel       %Say erotic things to me.  Make me cream in my jeans. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Say erotic things to be quite substantial, but yet
             to be obsessed with robosexuality? {HALChat}
Ethel       %that's the ticket. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Parm has shining tits, instead.  And he looks like.
Ethel       %Oh, yes.  More.  More.  More. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> No you won't, because it was coming down a central
             reservation. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Wow, you know the moves.  Give me more! {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Clive has a rebootable todge?  Wow! {HALChat}
% Ethel explodes {HALChat}

Flux        %What's Clive's best feature? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Clive's a funsucker. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> What's special about parm's clock. {HALChat}
Flux        %Parm's clock is mighty large. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Parm's best feature? {HALChat}
Flux        %I've not experienced Parm's clock for myself. So I don't know.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Parm's organ is very good. {HALChat}
Flux        %Whereas you clearly have. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Wap zah wa da woop di da dah daaah. {HALChat}

Flux        %All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Ethel sexually relieves himself in supermarkets, near the
             frozen foods aisle. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Huggie abuses flux to amuse himself. {HALChat}

Flux        %You're the cutest thing I ever did see. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Faeces is the cutest thing i ever did see. {HALChat}
Flux        %Hal is sick. {HALChat}

... and Hal's reply was quite perceptive but is quoted separately:

HALBot      %Flux> Wtf was that all we learn from clive.  He's sick and tired
             of the universe! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> No, you're confusing me with kinnison.  I am a person with
             blood, flesh and everything. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> And i want to lie in bed to receive a dildo, i'd have to ask
             him, not me. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Clive gets excellent service from huggie? {HALChat}