Welcome to the 16th issue of the Metahills Spodmag

Quotes

dkscully    :oh... no. anything I've got is way too big for you, then.

Bob         :"shiny burny pudding suppository"
Topper looks at Bob
Topper      :shiny whatnow?
Kinnison    :long story short
Kinnison    :mince pie up bum
Kinnison    :*shock*
Kinnison    :christmas pudding up bum
Kinnison    :*ignite*
Kinnison    :result?
Kinnison    :shiny burny pudding suppository
Kinnison    :--end--
Kinnison    :mmkay?
Topper      :oohhhh kaaaahhhhy
Topper backs away slowly
Topper      :avoiding the mince pies
dkscully    :strange people.
dkscully    :oddly, though, I fancy a mince pie, now.
Bob         :It's dark in here.

+++ Clive has connected from 85.158.42.162.
Goolies     :hi Clive
milky       :hi Clive
Andrea      :hi Clive
Ethel       :hi Clive
Topper      :moo Clive
Topper      :conformists.

Hal's soft underbelly

HALBot      %Ethel> Dkscully is a covert operation to allow men to vent their
             sexual tension caused by summer heat, by watching teenage girls in
             tight white outfits.  But don't tell ryan. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Kinnison> Bob is best not checked out, he should be remade with
             tentacles going in more places than just mouth and nose. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Well colocate my genitals with an ice-cream sundae! I'm
             game! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Bob> Hell hath no fury like an angry melon with a cup of tea.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %Kinnison> A labour government is like continuous bumsex? {HALChat}

HALBot      %Kinnison> Kinnison, only 1p/minute on pay and go. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Kinnison> Explain big elephant banana upturned monkey nuts under
             pharmacology major sergeant captain harrington space fight turkey.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> What did i miss while i was away? {HALChat}

HALBot      %fledermaus> Edmunds eats naked boys. {HALChat}

fledermaus  %And this I know - his teeth as white as snow. {HALChat}
HALBot      %fledermaus> And not treated like an amputee elephant on a
             revolving chair, grabs a plunger, puts a bin on his gameboy.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %daern> What do you like me to pour over you. {HALChat}