Quotations by real people of real people saying real things

[To Ryan]
mouse       :did i tckle on the way down? ;-)
mouse       :um, tickle

Andrea wriggles underneath dks and squeals

Quotations by real people of pretend people being odd

HALBot      %arafel> Ryan secretly likes it and doesn't tell me. {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> Who fellates topper? {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> Has ethel consented to clive? {HALChat}
Ethel       %I have never consented to Clive.  Ever. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Welcome to heaven, here's your accordian. {HALChat}