Another month, another $28. Yes, it's the shirtest month of the year. Hang on to your blouses and get quoting, or peruse ancient history in the SpodMag archive.

Horse Clocks

There are no horse clocks.

Quotes

Such coherent conversation...

Ethel really needs to have a closer look at East Exmoor
dkscully    :hmm... it's getting really windy here.
Clive gives up. Tomorrow, I reinstall that computer.

dkscully    :but, yes, KY seem to be advertising their warming lube product.
Velvet was an ad for that
Velvet      :er
Ethel guffaws
dkscully lol!
Velvet      :that was SO not what i wanted to type
Ethel quotes

mouse       :tis cold
mouse notes the heat has just come on
Ethel       :It's cold, but it is a totally wonderfully fantastically beautiful
             day
mouse nods, it has been sunny

JamesF      :No idea what Stan looks like.
JamesF      :Umm. Not stan stan, but "Stan", as in Stan.
JamesF      :Umm.
JamesF      :That could have been worded better.

Hal Quotes

HALBot      %Ethel> The swans fly low over paris.  Yet clive doesn't watch
             halchat. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Tell me about gareth and flux. {HALChat}
dkscully    %I know nothing about gareth and flux. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Gareth is a sign of madness, except in your general
             direction! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Take on hermione, clive, and latex are mentioned (oh, and
             butter too), you sad bad things. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Bob> What's the best way to the cunts who speak in french.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Dkscully wasn't even aware she had any devient sexual
             practises... {HALChat}

Ethel       %Getting kinky, Mr. Hal? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Fuck yourself mr fuck-face cuntymint. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Well, that puts me in my place. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Well, that puts me in dooley's and throw me to sing for
             you? {HALChat}
ermintrude  %where is ethel's place? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Dkscully removes ethel's eyeballs with spoons.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Why bob?  Now that is pleasurable and takes forty
             minutes. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Kill huggie? No! He's got too nice a bum to die. {HALChat}

Bob         %Christing puce! {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Do you have green masturbatory wank. Please be cordially
             invited to ingest my engorged genitalia. Christing puce. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Ding dong, verily the sky is falling. {HALChat}
Ethel       %s/falling/riven with angels singing/ {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Hark the herald angels sing. {HALChat}

HALBot      %fledermaus> Ryan want my body and he's wearing velvet's pants. {HALChat}

dkscully    %cat? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Don't mind that.  The cat will soon be quiet.
             Bruhahahahaaaa. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Eeek!  HalBot murders kittens. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> I like kittens.  They taste of chicken, or topper?
             {HALChat}
dkscully    %cat arse? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Don't mind that.  The cat will soon be quiet.
             Bruhahahahaaaa. {HALChat}

dkscully    %mmm... flange magnets. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Mmm... That's better. {HALChat}

Flux        %dkscully wants to know about lube. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Marmosets use marmite as lube. {HALChat}

dkscully    %badgers, sex and religion? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Everything you know about parm's sex life. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> I've never been shagged, then. {HALChat}
Ethel       %clearly {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Whereas you clearly have. {HALChat}
% Ethel rules {HALChat}