(!Hal) Quotes

<name concealed to protect the guilty> :clearly caqnnot type for shit this morning

Velvet      :yes! Must play that again!
Velvet forgot how much fun the anal probe was :-)

Hal Quotes

Ethel has always been crap at knotting
Ethel has a couple of books and a couple of bits of rope
Ethel       :and can't really manage anything more complex than his own
             shoelace
xhosa       %never ask Ethel to tie you up {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I have never bumsexed ryan. {HALChat}
xhosa       %sometimes your confessions, while interesting, seem a little
             unexpected. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Huggie is participating in a while. Wonder when rhubarb
             will appear. {HALChat}
xhosa       %Of course, sometimes they only make sense in a more unusual sexual
             way. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Try warm mayonnaise hot erectile lady kinky elephant in san
             francisco next catholic pope. {HALChat}
xhosa       %I rest my case. {HALChat}

Ethel       %bumsex is a three-edged sword {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Ethel likes bumsex too much. {HALChat}