Misc

[Here] is Topper's new career.

Fleshy folk

Topper recommends not letting anyone deal with stuff that isn't plain text
Topper      :solved!
arafel      :ah, back to the days of ascii porn...
sjh         :( . )( . )
Topper      :what? wait! I take it back

Ethel       :hmm, Martin Carthy and KT Tunstall end up in both "Most
             thumbed-up" and "most thumbed-down" artists on my Pandora profile.
             Hmmm.
Andrea      :I like KY
Andrea      :DAMN!!!

+++ fluffy starts automatically idling.
+++ parm starts automatically idling.
+++ Andrea starts automatically idling.
+++ dkscully starts automatically idling.
Ethel starts automatically going home

Hal

Velvet      %miaow {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> Yay, one of my quirks.  I miaow. {HALChat}
Velvet      %miaow? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> Many of my quirks.  I miaow. {HALChat}
Velvet      %miaow! {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> None of my quirks.  I miaow. {HALChat}

Velvet      %mrrrp? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> I didn't realise that was your full title. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Is this hans delbruck's brain? {HALChat}
Ethel       %yes.  pickled. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Yes indeedy, and it's /nice/. {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> The ladies have brains of great talent. {HALChat}

HALBot      %huggie> Bob is best not checked out, he should be remade with
             tentacles going in more places than just mouth and nose. {HALChat}

dkscully    %tentacle sex! {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Sex with women is dull? {HALChat}

Ethel       %You should feel the slickness and manliness of my tentacles {HALChat}

HALBot      %parm> Ethel is a dancer, it's a source of madness. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> German chocolate is very fine and should be deployed.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %fledermaus> The pope must die! {HALChat}
Hermione    %You speak the truth, for we all must die sooner or later.
             Patience is all that is required. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hermione> I should fertilize my corn with his furious anger later?
             {HALChat}
fledermaus  %rage corn is not the answer. {HALChat}
HALBot      %fledermaus> Damn those tricky, hard-to-reach places. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Bob> Edmunds eats naked boys. {HALChat}
Bob         %This is not new information. {HALChat}