Because February is not December...

Quotes

Twoflower   :The bad areas preying on the students.
+++ Ethel has gone to lube up.

+++ dkscully has been abducted by aliens. Again. (!= .query)
+++ User connecting from batfish.pepperfish.net.
+++ dkscully has connected from batfish.pepperfish.net.
dkscully sighs /more/
RiscTaker giggles
dkscully    :.quit != .query

Ethel       :Topper: but bad managers are worth less
dkscully    :topper> but oh so tasty.

Andrea      :nice thong, dks

Unreal people

xhosa       %congratulations - you are now officially insane. {HALChat}
HALBot      %arafel> Actually, you'll find that i am broken.  I won't mend, i know. {HALChat}

Ethel       %cuntymints? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Mmm, cuntymints, antidote to bumpew. {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> Ryan can be amused with simple things, like
             brightly-coloured toys and astroglide. {HALChat}