Quotes

dkscully pounces on velvet and snogs her.
Velvet chokes on her sarnie

dkscully    :vevlet> how often have I asked that you don't use our pet names in
             public!?
Velvet      :dks> I wasn't the one that just owned up to it being a pet name!!
             :)
Velvet      :.tell dks it's ok, I won't tell them about fluffymuffywuffy ;)
Velvet      :oops :)

fluffy finally finds his overflow

daern thinks that tf downloads too much pr0n
Twoflower   :Video chews disc space.

All Hail Hal

Ryan        %Fear the Wang of doom. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ryan> That would be unfit for consumption. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Velvet> Parm or me - whose balls are the best? {HALChat}

Hatstand    %how, erm, enlightening. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hatstand> Java's a pile of steaming turd with turd flakes on top.
             {HALChat}
arafel      :that almost made sense.
Hatstand    %it is. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hatstand> It is its function. {HALChat}

Hermione    %I welcome our new sultana overlords {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hermione> Welcome to hell! {HALChat}