Actual people quotes

Ethel       :I have misplaced my pocket lesbian
dkscully blinks.
[..]
daern always wanted a pocket shepherd
dkscully looks at daern
daern whistles optimistically

edmunds pounces on Velvet and tickles her Fancy
Velvet sometimes wishes she could have that bit put on a twiddly knob so it was
             adjustable

dkscully    :my, that's a big one you've got there. ;-)

dkscully    :  Ejaculate \E*jac"u*late\, v. i.
dkscully    :     1. To utter ejaculations; to make short and hasty
dkscully    :        exclamations. [R.] "Ejaculating to himself." --Sir W.
dkscully    :        Scott.
Andrea      :I wish I had remembered to make bread

Pretend person quotes

arafel      %do you have a pocket lesbian? {HALChat}
HALBot      %arafel> Dkscully is a filly unsuited to breeding? {HALChat}

HALBot      %daern> No, i said that my arse /is/ nuclear powered.  Ask daern. {HALChat}
daern       %Nuclear powered arse? I've been to that curry house... {HALChat}

arafel      %love is all around {HALChat}
HALBot      %arafel> You can't have any. We're all out. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> The ladies have brains of great power. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Anal pyjama reaming jesus juice jackson! {HALChat}