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huggie eats a banana and becomes
+++ huggie has changed name to RackMonkey.
+++ RackMonkey starts idling.  (London)

Ethel       :necro-bestiality.  Cool.

daern frames Ethel for other crimes in an attempt to prove that there's nothing
             fair about him
Ethel decides that he may as well go down for something worthwhile and stabs
             daern with a protractor
Ethel       :            ^rusty
daern arrests Ethel for having Weapons of Maths Instruction.

Clive       :Bob> Right now, hand me the damned nozzle. Penile frostbite has to
             be better than this!
Clive       :Um.
Clive reconsiders.
Clive       :Penile frostbite has to be only a little worse than this!

Velvet      :he sat on clive's lap!
Clive       :Flux> He and I put on lycra shorts, and he wiggled about in my lap
             in public.
Clive       :Flux> And the scary thing is, that's actually entirely true!

Bob         :It was an otherwise plain cheesecake, except with the tiniest bit
             of maple (more than enough) topped with a few ground oats.
Bob         :It was extremely serious.
Bob         :It was fantastic, but I needed a break half way through.

dkscully    :bob> ah, don't you just love your mother :-)
Bob         :dks: Only because it's compulsory. :)
Ethel quotes

Ethel spends the rest of the day coding up HalSH, the Unix shell that talks
             back
xhosa grins
xhosa       :Ethel>so the shell error outputs are random hal responses to your
             commands
xhosa       %rm: cannot remove `fishandchips.foo': No such file or directory
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa>  {HALChat}
xhosa breaks hal

Clive       :At NSICT? Oh, yeah, why not?
Flux        :You're meeting at the Nhava Sheva International Container
             Terminal?
dkscully    :or, maybe clive's house.
Flux        :Wouldn't an Indian container port be more fun?
dkscully    :I think clive's house has a better music producing system.
Flux        :Hmmm, but Clive's house isn't managed by the Peninsular and
             Oriental Steam Navigation Company.
dkscully    :true
dkscully    :I'm just having a Bollywood moment... where everyone turns up a t
             clive's house, find that it's now and indian container pport and
             does a big song and dance number about it.
dkscully shudders
Flux        :And real tigers appear!
Flux        :And invert Clive.
Velvet giggles
Bob         :)
dkscully    :oh dear.
dkscully's set you lot all off

Hermione slouches over to the corner of the common room and stuffs her nose
             into a book
dkscully    :ohgod, I thnk this is heading towards a threesome.

Velvet      :yep, ethel's right

Hal Quotes

Hermione    %Who are you?  What do you want? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hermione> You're obsessed, do you hear me. {HALChat}

dkscully    %Breasts? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Breasts are over-rated. {HALChat}
Flux        %I agree. Nipples can be good though. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> I have some already, thanks. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Velvet has a personality cult. {HALChat}

xhosa       %what about bumsex with the scottish rugby team? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Halbot does not cavort with the scottish rugby team?
             {HALChat}

xhosa       %You're being very random today. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I feel ill. {HALChat}

Flux        %Ethel is always full of vigour?. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> And full of mashed potato? {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> So bumsex was always done by the mammary glands of female
             mammals. {HALChat}
xhosa       %That might be awkward without some correctiv surgery. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I could do without that particular image. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> But piers is also famous. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Actually, Piers is in zero of the first ten Google results for
             "Piers" {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Typing is for the foo. {HALChat}
dkscully    %though he does appear in all 10 of the first ten hits for piers
             wombwell. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> An ear is the world-famous piers wombwell. {HALChat}
Ethel       %although that, itself, isn't that surprising.  Had he been called
             "John Smith", I would have expected a lower correlation between
             his name and his person {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Why? Has he been called "john smith", i would have expected
             a lower correlation between his name and his mighty powers.
             {HALChat}

Flux        %Matt has been ignoring us, he must be having pleasure by himself.
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> That sounds like an utter cretin who just has to be fairly
             friendly, if not without having various quirks. {HALChat}

xhosa       %Ethel had intercourse with dryfish? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Making me snog bob. {HALChat}
Ethel       %I have never been gangbanged by anybody {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Not just anybody can say he has a tent. {HALChat}
Flux        %You've be made to snog Bob? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Bob likes 'em masterful. {HALChat}
xhosa       %Masterfullatio? {HALChat}
Flux        %Does he like Velvet? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Risky is a master. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> No one should get word to africa so they're got the pyre
             burning nicely when the missionaries get there.{HALChat}
Flux        %Is Kinnison masterful? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Fledermaus *is* masterful. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Bob does not look like a nice, warm, vibrating pussy in my
             presence.  That rules out personal divinity, for starters...
Bob         %I'm glad I don't look like a moist vag, frankly. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> I'm glad i don't look like stephen fry. {HALChat}
Bob         %Touche. {HALChat}