el Spod Mag

Quotes

hodgeheg attempts to insert Clive again

ermintrude has a large manly dns server

dkscully snogs velvet.
hodgeheg    :Mmmmmmmm coffeeeee

ermintrude  :maus: Guy I know does it, has some sort of wooden prop device

Velvet      :welcome to my somewhat unkempt bottom :-)

Andrea      :bushcraft sounds like you're styling female pubes :)

dkscully    :heg> hmm. some people have *silly* names ;-)
hodgeheg nods

Clive       :daern> But I'm confused.

Halquotes

xhosa       %Your mother knows ALL the cheeses! {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Your mother knows all about adam hart-davis' shapely
             buttocks. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Cheesey vaginas are not allowed on virgin trains. {HALChat}

Flux        %Welcome aboard the 12:24 xhosa luvvv train to Edinburgh, calling
             at orgy. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> You'll be sectioned at this rate. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Topper> I need rebooting once a night with xhosa, bob, kinnison,
             ryan, what would you have a spodmeet this year?  And can you tell
             us he was gangbanged by anybody. {HALChat}
Topper      %ryan was gangbanged by *everybody* {HALChat}
HALBot      %Topper> Ryan was sinking rapidly. {HALChat}

Flux        %My definition of an etheltastic jazz style. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Ethel sings and wiggles his booty? {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Are you watching the snooker or the football? {HALChat}
xhosa       %neither - I'm stuck in the orifice. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Nausea is the sensation of unease and discomfort in the
             orifice. {HALChat}
xhosa       %Its either nausea or buggery {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Help, help! I'm being oppressed with goo! {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Matt has been working from the furry cup. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Dkscully is a covering or garment made by humans to protect
             their pets from the furry cup. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Ethel certainly does not like the smell of horny women.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Ergo, the labour party is the name given to a gay bar for
             cricketers? {HALChat}