Actual people quotes

dkscully    :well, I tend to see a chap every three to six months, certainly.

Andrea      :it's even harder when at home

Ethel       :all cats are terrorists

arafel      :in a (possibly vain) attempt to get head

Twoflower   :It works, unless you switch it off.

Andrea      :I am a domestic slut

Kinnison    :drug-fucked narcissistic megabitch gymbunny
Kinnison    :that's me

dkscully's typing is abysimal today. :-/

+++ xhosa returns from idling.
xhosa notices he can answer Xargle's question...
xhosa       :(of 1 hour 29 minutes ago...)(
+++ Xargle starts automatically idling.

ermintrude  :"Just a couple of minutes ago, I got the vibrator to work from
             userspace."

Lunch time on MH:

+++ daern starts idling.
+++ huggie starts automatically idling.
+++ Topper starts automatically idling.
+++ arafel starts automatically idling.
+++ parm starts automatically idling.
+++ Ethel returns from idling.
+++ arafel returns from idling.
arafel hadn't realised he was idling.
+++ Andrea starts automatically idling.
+++ RiscTaker starts automatically idling.
+++ Velvet starts automatically idling.
+++ Clive starts automatically idling.
+++ Bob starts automatically idling.

sjh doesn't have hands
sjh         :by hands, I clearly mean a car.

Pretend person quotes

HALBot      %Ethel> Whom should i do with the ladies. {HALChat}
Ethel       %Kinnison.  Or maybe Bob. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Bob likes 'em masterful. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Twoflower castrates fish in the dark? {HALChat}