March already? Where did the time go?

Annoucement: SpodMeet 2008 - 5th Annual MH Spodmeet

Date: 12th/13th July 2008

Location: Manchester

Actual people

(Well, there's more real people than Hal in this one.)

+++ Velvet has connected from 82.71.105.25.
Bob         %Velvet has been naughty, and must be spanked. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Are you going to be spanked? {HALChat}
Velvet      %absofuckinglutely, after that. {HALChat}

Synthetic people

HALBot      %dkscully> Thermoplastic dildos cause thermonuclear ejaculation,
             especially when topper's involved. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Bob> Pineapples are not an ideal buttplug replacement. {HALChat}

Ethel       %long yet flacid willy {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Parm just needs some stimulation. {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> Luckily my guff dissipated before the cat goddess of metahills. {HALChat}

HALBot      %arafel> Is ethel a dildo? {HALChat}

Velvet      %Ethel, you are henceforth to be known as the Keeper of the Glass
             Dildos. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> Congratulations - you are now known as flooze, composed of
             loosely compressed clothing fibres. {HALChat}

dkscully    %All we want to do is eat your brains... {HALChat}
dkscully    %We're not unreasonable... I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes!
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Fuck art, i want your love. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> No, no, i mean ... Nevermind. {HALChat}

+++ Whispered to HALBot: 'slap bob'
mouse       :HALBot      >Bob likes strange music.

HALBot      %arafel> Ethel is exposing himself to mouse again. {HALChat}
arafel      %is mouse laughing? {HALChat}
HALBot      %arafel> On 24 march 1975 alex mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer
             from king's lynn, england, died laughing while watching an episode
             of the gods. {HALChat}