SpodMag "Tennies?" edition

Quotes

dkscully pokes at the SugarCRM configuration.
dkscully brain crawls out her ears and goes to live in a jar.
Ethel       :oi
Ethel       :that jar is full of my brain
Kinnison    :Full you say!
Kinnison    :Is it a tester jam jar?
dkscully laughs.

dkscully    %I see unspeakable vulgarity, Institutionalised mediocrity,
             Infinite tragedy... {singing}
Ethel       %so, just a normal day at the office, then. {singing}
dkscully    %pretty much. {singing}

daern complains about dks' inadequately sized hole

dkscully bangs head against desk.
xhosa bangs someone elses head against the desk
Ethel has bacon.  All is well
parm        :Bad Jew.
Ethel also has an unmutilated penis
dkscully has a fork to hand...

We Love Hal

parm        %Melons! Boobies! Jubblies! Tits! Baps! Breasts! Funbags! Norks!
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %parm> You miss parm's boobies? {HALChat}
parm        %I... what? {HALChat}
HALBot      %parm> Oi, i said that i am broken.  I won't mend, i know.
             {HALChat}