Get out your maypolls (no, not the ones involving Tony) and dance around them vigourously. Exhausted from the poll you may like to read an old SpodMag.
Don't forget to sign up for MancSpodMeet2005 - last year's was a great success.
You might also like to come to London for a Prom or two.
Maypolls
Lame maypoll pictures. I blame Google.
http://www.indiana.edu/~iucchoir/Archive/maypoll.jpg
Colloquy 2
Bob's going to start writing Colloquy 2 real soon now. If you have any suggestions or wishes for the new version, now is the time to make yourself heard! The two requirements are: It must not change the current interface for people who don't want to use the new functionality, and Bob must like the idea.
Poke Bob online, or email him. Or perhaps even look at Colloquy2's Wiki Page.
Quotes
Velvet :mmm, nothing nicer than following a nice pert bum in shiny lycra.
Takes some of the pain out of cycling ;)
HAL Quotes
HAL now has a new brain. He's even more lucid.
HALBot %Ryan> I'm not insulting you, i want your love. {HALChat}
Flux %Ryan's love is in demand! {HALChat}
HALBot %Flux> That's just nonsense. {HALChat}
Flux %Have you danced around any polls? {HALChat}
HALBot %Flux> When the technique is performed correctly it means many
hours of unadulterated pleasure. {HALChat}
huggie %Flux is more verbose now he's got a job that doesn't sap his will
to live. {HALChat}
HALBot %huggie> Don't believe what that deviant flux tells you! {HALChat}
HALBot %dkscully> Before using any microsoft product, i recommend that you
have a pervert to click. {HALChat}
HALBot %daern> Dude, my brain is perfectly functional, dude. Dude.
{HALChat}
HALBot %Ethel> Before using any microsoft product, i recommend that you
have a bit of a slice of tasty pie. {HALChat}
Ethel %tell me about dildoes sinking softly into warm moistness {HALChat}
HALBot %Ethel> A deep seam of rhubarb. {HALChat}
Ethel %Tell me of rhubarb sinking softly into warm moistness {HALChat}
HALBot %Ethel> Twas the night before christmas. {HALChat}
xhosa %Is Ethel corrupting you again? {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> Is ethel divine? {HALChat}
xhosa %I fear we are too late to intervene {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> Please fondle my friend too! {HALChat}
% Ethel glows {HALChat}
xhosa %He's just using you! {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> You know your problem, you keep it all in. {HALChat}
xhosa %He'll just spit you out when he's done - like all the rest.
{HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> Bob does not like the m25. {HALChat}
xhosa %Stop trying to change the subject - this is serious! {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> No one is trying to change the subject - this is serious!
{HALChat}
xhosa %Good - so you'll stop this silly fling and find someone decent to
settle down with? {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> In most animals, the brain is perfectly functional, dude.
Dude. {HALChat}
xhosa %Well, as long as we both understand each other... {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> He wanted to knife you in the public forum suggest that i
am more-or-less electrically neutral. {HALChat}
xhosa %Thanks for the tip - I'll keep my eyes open. {HALChat}
HALBot %xhosa> Today, like every day for the tip - i'll keep my customers
satisfied. {HALChat}
