Hallo!

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Ethel       :For all I love her, her prioritising aesthetics well above
             function is irritating from time to time
fledermaus  :yeah, but on the other hand, isn't that why she married you? :)
Ethel       :so she could put things "away" and irritate me?
Ethel rereads and bops fledermaus
fledermaus  :heh.

dkscully does.

Velvet hides behind topper
Andrea      :Topper> would you please be so kind as to hold her down?
Topper      :Andrea> *you* hold her down, and I'll go first.  how's that:?
Velvet yelps and thinks now's the time to run away and make coffee
Andrea      :no, then she'll be all soggy!
+++ Velvet has disconnected!

* dkscully has come down to 14" from a long line of 15" ones.

Hal's very own quotation location

Ethel       %And now some gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors
             and get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and
             back into the sodding cinemas {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> I had all my hair chopped off. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> You need to know how to make clive hot. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> What if bumsex is not nice! {HALChat}
dkscully    %HERETIC! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Is clive a megahal? {HALChat}

Andrea      %can one use fisting as a preparation for birth? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Andrea> Depends on the virgin birth? {HALChat}
Andrea      %ok thanks, not me then {HALChat}
HALBot      %Andrea> I'm not depraved! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Or rather, tell dkscully why she's having an affair with bob
             - she's forgotten. {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Doesn't sound like my women like my cup of hot lemon
             and ginger tea and some nice biscuits - you'll feel a lot of ki.
             {HALChat}
ermintrude  %I like tea & biscuits {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> But dkscully doesn't /do/ men. {HALChat}
% dkscully rotfl. {HALChat}
ermintrude  %hold on, you told us she was having an affair with bob {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Fled is having an affair with bob. {HALChat}
ermintrude  %wow, bob's been busy {HALChat}

Flux        %Bob is overflowing with cheesey goodness. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Bob is overflowing with cheesey poetry. I believe ode to a
             large orgy. {HALChat}
ermintrude  %with dks bob and fledermaus? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Vaginal plethora with penile variety. {HALChat}
Flux        %Ode to a large orgy, is that Byron? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Do they stop giving you bumpew when you were a few simple
             questions and boat4you will help you move bodies. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Is it wrong to have an ancient corpse show up that had been
             well preserved because it has a nice cup of hot lemon and ginger
             tea and some nice biscuits - you'll feel a lot in common with
             pocket pool. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> If you spent one night with xhosa, bob, kinnison, ryan,
             what would you do with your oedipal fetishes. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Oh, please tell me:  when will i get the vibrating or
             non-vibrating plug, or should i do this kind of thing. {HALChat}
dkscully    %well, i wouldn't normally do this kind of thing. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> I wouldn't normally do that kind of thing. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Velvet> Bumsex, chatteris and other depravity. {HALChat}

xhosa       %Man-boy-love - you a taker? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> A man walks into a bar.... "Ow. {HALChat}
xhosa       %So you're advocating vigilante action against paedophiles?
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Evil nasty lesbian gay types. {HALChat}

fledermaus  %To the ice cream van! {HALChat}
HALBot      %fledermaus> Fill me, make me cream. {HALChat}