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Horse Clocks

Possibly the biggest ticking horse clock of all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ben

or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ben_%28horse%29

if you fancy a more equine/less clock slant on it.

[Another Horse Cock] [Another Horse Clock]

Now stop complaining :-)

Lycra & Latex Shots of the Month

None as yet (perhaps it's this dreadful weather)

Quotes

+++ parmbert has moved to group Onanism.
+++ parmbert enters this group.
parmbert    :That's better.
Ethel       :that was too quick
Ethel thinks parm got nearly ready before admitting anything to us
parmbert    :It was all the eel chat.
Ethel       :)
+++ kat enters this group.
parmbert    :Made me so horny.
parmbert    :I just couldn't help myself.
kat spanks parm.
parmbert    :Yay!
+++ parmbert starts idling.  (Onanising again)
+++ parmbert returns from idling.
parmbert    :Better.

% dkscully isn't prepared to do it in manchester {eos}
dkscully    %not on my own, anyway. {eos}
% Ethel guffaws {eos}
dkscully    %even though all my kit is insured. {eos}

Clive       :Oh well - at least Farin Urlaub might be good. Whoever they are.
             (-8
dkscully    :German cheesy pop.
Clive ughs.
Clive       :After all that baking discussion, I misinterpreted that as a
             cheese-based soft drink!

Ethel       :why is everyone so averse to sucking cock?
kat         :i'm not.
kat         :er.
kat coughs
dkscully sniggers.
Ethel       :kat: gag reflex
kat whistles innocently
Ethel       :coo
Ethel       %it's hard to whistle with a mouth full of cock {HALChat}
kat whistles innocently* too

echo        :your all fuzzy, pthpxf
echo        :blah b;lahj
echo        :wheeee, keus
echo        :keyd
echo        :keys
echo        :seee i can rpye when drunl

kat         :lesbian bar
parm        :That sounds lesbian

HALBot Quotes

HALBot      %fledermaus> Rise up and ransack maplin. {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> Ooh, little balls of cleansing fires!  I need to read his
             book and masturbate. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Matt> Kat is purple. Are you purple too? {HALChat}
Matt        %Parts of me, yes. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Matt> Now, go over there and gibber bollocks we might as well
             reuse your parts to make room for those who don't pay. Kinnison
             thus has no money. {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> Ryan is a giant organ. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ryan> Dude! Where's your brain? {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> Anal mashed potato cramming?  Well i never! {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> Clive tore parm's anus, is parm a paedophile? {HALChat}

kat         %do you ever scare yourself? {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> You scare me. {HALChat}

Matt        %What does 'aiui' mean?  It sounds like an ethernet interface
             {HALChat}
HALBot      %Matt> Grunting and heaving, he thrust his magnificent purple
             headed warrior into her bowl of love pudding, she emitted a
             gutteral moan and arched her back like an ethernet interface.
             {HALChat}

dkscully    %promiscuity, debauchery and sin! {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Erm, a bokken is a local mode of pronunciation in
             speech. {HALChat}
kat         %Not here. Ohhhh, no. {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> 1 Sheep's pluck (heart, lungs, liver) and bag, 2 teacupsful
             toasted oatmeal, 1 teaspoonful salt, 8 oz. Shredded suet, 2 small
             onions, 1/2 teaspoonful black pepper. {HALChat}
kat         %What does that make? {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> Like moths, i have never even contemplated playing
             soggy-biscuit.  I have absolutely no idea the network-tv
             production process was so esoteric. {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> The second coming makes for a taster of unix philosophy:
             simplicity, focus, reusable components, filters, open file
             formats, flexibility. {HALChat}

Bob         %I'm bored.  Amuse me. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> I'm bored of talking about nuns, you reprobate! {HALChat}

Bob         %piggy tits! {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Squeal piggy squeal! {HALChat}

ermintrude  %mmm vodka {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> The vodka is good but the meat is off. {HALChat}
kat         :hmm
kat         %i'll be leaving the vodka, thank you {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> Ethel is leaving today. {HALChat}
kat         %ethel's leaving?! {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> Ethel's a slag though, so you'd expect that. {HALChat}
% fledermaus lol {HALChat}
kat         %ethel's lovely! {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> Ethel's a slag though, so you'd expect that. {HALChat}
kat         :hmm
kat         :hal's certain of that

ermintrude  %I hate you now {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> I love everybody. {HALChat}
fledermaus  %And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. {HALChat}
HALBot      %fledermaus> Piers sucks clive in a shotgun shack. {HALChat}
% fledermaus >_< {HALChat}
% Matt lalalala lalalal lalalal I can't hear you lalalala {HALChat}
ryan        :We've created a monster.
Matt        :What.. have we done..?

fledermaus  %abandon shop. {HALChat}
HALBot      %fledermaus> Yes. Rude alert. Abandon shop. This is our place of
             intellectual discourse, or base rudeness, and gutter talk?
             {HALChat}

kat         %don't fear the reaper {HALChat}
HALBot      %kat> Fear my mighty hammond organ. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Dks is young, gorgeous, and bouncy! {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> I think so.  Although marrying kinnison is a sock that's
             covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting. {HALChat}
Bob         %Are you suggesting that Kinnison's a hairy scabby sock? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Bob> Bunnies create large warrens in kinnison's arse. {HALChat}

Ethel       :kat: hal was complimenting your assets earlier.
kat         :hmmmm.
ermintrude  :he was?
  < snip >
xhosa       %Does anyone here have marvellous tits? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa>  Well, yes, but don't tell anyone. {HALChat}
kat giggles
xhosa       :aww -he's gone all shy now you're here

HALBot      %xhosa> Oooh, oi loike a nice kebabby burp of satisfaction.
             {HALChat}

dkscully    %mmm... all very enlightened. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Do you have teh ghey? {HALChat}
dkscully    %yes, what of it? {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Close but no but yeah but no but see tracie she said
             take me, take me now. {HALChat}

dkscully    %yay! ethel for ruler of the world. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Yay! Ethel for ruler of the world pig fucking
             championships? {HALChat}

HALBot      %Hermione> Parm is hung like a flatfish. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Bob> Topper is, once again, smothered in poo. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Hmm. I don't have a filthy mind. {HALChat}

Elsewhere quotes

Bob         :We lick huge ticking horse clocks.