Welcome to the 15th issue of the Metahills Spodmag

And for the Canadian bent on this issue: http://blackforestdecor.com/rumoclcastde.html -- a huge ticking møøse clock.

Christmas will soon to be upon us. Best to start early with that old chore, present buying. Here are some ideas for tasteful gifts for a friend's, or loved one's, stylish office.

[Horse clock]

[Matching stapler]

[Matching business card holder]

Or why not get them a magazine subscription!

[Equus Eroticus - (text-only, NSFW)]

Or why not try rack management with [RackMonkey]!

Quoties

Ethel       :xfh
xhosa       :tzr
hodgeheg    :heh

Ethel       :women, however, are never wrong, as every man knows
mouse       :Ecactly.
mouse       : x
Bob sniggers.
Ethel points and laughs

hodgeheg tries to find a balance between typing and stroking

fledermaus  :treacherous keybpoard.

Quotare

+++ Whispered to HALBot: 'say something quotable, hal'
HALBot      >Meta hills is a bit weak.

HALBot      %Ethel> Xhosa is one for moral turpitude. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Cheesey vaginas are to be filled. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Andrea> I can see why a bot would want to lick nazis. {HALChat}
% Andrea worried about you {HALChat}

HALBot      %milky> I've never cleaned a viking, but i'm willing to give it a
             try. {HALChat}

Flux        %Meow. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Ethel has man sex with the topper range have been
             independently tested and reviewed. {HALChat}

parm        %Snoogans {HALChat}
HALBot      %parm> Tittilate my spleen, oh great digital one. {HALChat}
parm        :Man, I love HAL

Hal's Turing Test Results

Ethel       %out of the frying-pan and into the fire {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> He'll just spit you out when he's done - like all the rest.
             {HALChat}
% Ethel sobs quietly {HALChat}
xhosa       %Who is this great philandered and etheliser? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Tell me, young crone, is this metahills? {HALChat}
xhosa       %I believe it is, good sir! {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Is it true you once had a homosexual experience. {HALChat}
xhosa       %I once /organised/ a hoosexual experience, but I wasn't party to
             it. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Was it a projectile. {HALChat}
xhosa       %No, but it was millennium funded. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> What happens when you eat a banana? {HALChat}
xhosa       %Baby bananas become orphans. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Nobody touches my wilderness and gets away with it!
             {HALChat}
xhosa       %You sound like Steven Seagal. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> If you spent one night with ethel? {HALChat}
xhosa       %Then maybe, I too, would sound like him. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> The toaster was hotter too, i'm guessing. {HALChat}
xhosa       %It is its function. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Loss of function in this life - death & taxes. {HALChat}
xhosa       %toaster tax! {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I would tax racquel welch.  Well, i've a feeling she'd tax
             me. {HALChat}