Quotations by real people of pretend people being odd

HALBot      %Velvet> But ermintrude has mighty arms of steel. {HALChat}

Velvet      %now tell me of Simon and bicycles {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> I am not simon. {HALChat}
Velvet      %are you sure you're not Simon? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> I am not simon. {HALChat}
Velvet      %you could be Simon, I'm not convinced. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Velvet> No, thankfully.  I am not simon. {HALChat}