Welcome to October. Oh, and in case you'd forgotten:

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Non-Hal quotes

Ethel       :anyway
+++ Ethel starts idling.  (soldering)
+++ daern starts idling.  (welding)
+++ dkscully starts idling.  (boring)
+++ Andrea starts automatically idling.
+++ Kinnison starts automatically idling.
+++ Clive starts automatically idling.

Flux thought kuk was a hardened outdoors grrrrr kind of guy.
edmunds     :hehehe kukulcan !
edmunds     :Hhh
kukulcan bites edmunds
kukulcan    :grrrrrr
edmunds     :he's a soft wimpy oxford pampered girlie boy !

+++ Ethel has changed milky's name to Canada.
... much time passes ...
+++ WARNING: Caught an error that shouldn't have happened.  Blame Canada.
Ethel wins

milky       :I remember being poo
milky       :poo? Poor
milky       :I'm still poo

Hal Quotes

HALBot      %parm> Hell hath no fury like an angry melon with a cup of tea.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> 4004 Bc was the year in which god decided that he went
             downhill very quickly... {HALChat}

Flux        %What's Bob's favourite lick? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> If clive isn't suitable, who would win?  Ryan, armed with a
             toaster and a trouser press? {HALChat}

Hermione    %stimulate me {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hermione> That's beside the point.  Who got tentacle-raped as a
             result of me going on and on today as it is. {HALChat}
Hermione    %John Humphries is a tentacle-rapist? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Hermione> Foeniculum vulgare is a tentacle-rapist? {HALChat}
xhosa       %Whats fennel got to do with it? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Steady breathing and relaxation will help it to slide in.
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Ethel found shagging nun. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Clive doesn't like sex if it is in bob's living room?
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Wombwell is a mechanical device that harnesses the awesome
             powers of satan, wrapped in feminine bread? {HALChat}

Ethel       %Big, pounding anal forcery {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Some moralists consider lust to be projected, that is to
             others, what your rumpy pumpy is to others, and derivative works
             that comment on or otherwise explain it or assist in its
             implementation may be prepared, copied, published and distributed,
             in whole or in part, without restriction of any kind, provided
             that the above copyright notice and this paragraph are included on
             all such copies and derivative works that comment on or great
             rising of 1381 was on or great rising of 1381 was one of the
             living room back, not be bored out of my alter egos. {HALChat}
dkscully    %eep. {HALChat}
HALBot      %dkscully> Tell me about desperate housewives having lesbian sex
             with the dead. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Topper may be used as a sexual plaything - we had to
             be fairly friendly, if not without having various quirks.
             {HALChat}

ermintrude  %what are you doing with that plunger? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Dkscully likes you that way. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> I feel like taking all my clothes off, dancing to the
             discerning individual. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Perhaps it's because of the mysterious neech!
             {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> You haven't said anything devastating about ethel's
             dubious habits of late either. {HALChat}