digital-scurf wiki — Spodmag Sept 2004

Issue 1 - September 2004

The democratic spodmag, Yarr!

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Packed with witty and original goodness to brighten your day.

Big Ticking Horse Clock!

http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/beast.htm

Small Ticking Horse Clock!

http://www.horse-gifts.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=913

Velvet's Latex Pose of the <TimePeriod?>

http://photos.geah.org/cgi-bin/frame.cgi/2004/spodmeets/aa01.jpg

Tsk. The only thing vaguely rubbery in that photo's the inner tubes on the bike!

Clive's Lycra(TM) Pose of the <TimePeriod?>

http://www.political.co.uk/annwiddecombe/images/out40.jpg

This isn't actually Clive, but it shows his work on Ann's wardrobe.

CF. http://www.eh.org/cgi-bin/pics.cgi?clive-leggings.jpg

Quotes

And the first submitted quote isn't even from MH, but too good to pass up...

One from Velvet herself:

One from vivek/fledermaus:

dkscully feels utterly braindead
fledermaus  :Beer is the mond killer.
fledermaus  :mind.

HALBot Quotes

HALBot      %xhosa> Neo-nazi flamboyant perambulating elephants are often
             referred to as beef curtains. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Drench me in cum then make me tea. {HALChat}

HALBot      %dkscully> Topper shouldn't have breasts. {HALChat}

HALBot      %parmbert> Yes, i need to charge the turbo wang! {HALChat}

Clive wonders if Hal listens to me yet.
+++ Clive has joined the list. {HALChat}
Clive       %I summon the fist of death upon parmbert. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Clive> Do pigs make energetic lovers? {HALChat}
Clive       %Does HALbot pay attention to what I say, or is it still
             hard-wired? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Clive> Clive fucks pigs.  I've told you before. {HALChat}
+++ Clive has left the list. {HALChat}
Flux        %Hal, now play nice. clive is a scholar and a gentleman of the
             highest calibre. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Is that a new variant of the highest calibre. {HALChat}

Flux        %Bearded women?! {HALChat}
HALBot      %Flux> Ryan likes blowjobs from women with false teeth. {HALChat}

HALBot      %parmbert> Dkscully isn't really into clocks. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Flux> Dkscully has great big tickling horse clock? {HALChat}

HALBot      %kat> Sucky sucky five dorrah. {HALChat}

HALBot      %parmbert> Grunting and heaving, he thrust his purple headed
             warrior into her bowl of love pudding, she emitted a gutteral moan
             and arched her back like an eliza bot. {HALChat}

Kinnison    %What do you know of Pink Floyd? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Kinnison> Mouse wears pink spangly tops with tart written on them.
             {HALChat}
Kinnison    %And this is relevant? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Kinnison> Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is relevant,
             however, that matters not. {HALChat}

ermintrude  %dildo and chips? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> You sound like an arrow. Fruit flies like a good long
             lesbo dildo session? {HALChat}

Tales of Debauchery from the Den of Depravity

Xhosa: Oh, that would be me then, <cough>

Phrase of the <TimePeriod?>

Aim to include this phrase in any and all conversations: "Nuggets of joy".

also try:

"He's just spent his tortoise"