<voice style="spooky">Welcome to spodmag number thirteen. Bwuahahahahahaha</voice>

Our favourite pretend people

Clive       :My hand doesn't actually rest over keys; most of the fingers rest
             over cracks.
Velvet sniggers

Velvet      :I wish it was 17:30 already
Ryan        :Velvet: it is!
Andrea      :V> it is?
Velvet      :yay!
+++ Velvet has disconnected! (hometime!)

Andrea      :JF> oohhh
Bob         :JF> oohhh

edmunds     :perhaps an english mans prox and an essex girls sex
Ethel       :...you only get four fingers in a Kit Kat
Ethel       :Ha ha ha
Clive       :But ten in a Kat?
Clive is safe - Matt's not here. (-8
Velvet      :someone quote clive to the spodmag, quick :-)

Ryan fucks Bob

Real person

Ethel       %It's generally moderately tricky for guys to have pleasure by
             themselves with breasts.  Guys generally don't have boobs to write
             home about. {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> It's generally moderately tricky for guys to have my
             kumquats! {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> An englishman's teeth sets the standard by which a
             person becomes a cow for no good reason. First they're just
             standing there, like a normal person, then they start to moo, then
             they start to moo, then they start to moo, then they start to moo,
             then they start to moo, then they become cows. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> For several centuries, dominantly christian societies
             believed that satan was acting through human and animal servants.
             {HALChat}
xhosa       %what, like echo? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> What does bob like to be master of the manifestation of the
             donkey sex? {HALChat}

xhosa       %The RSPCA once tried to ban chicken soup. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> Ttotd: don't drive your train into a giant vat of won ton
             soup? {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Big gooey inflatable butt-plugs. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Will clive fit dkscully's needs? {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> The zone specifies the offset from coordinated universal
             time (utc, formerly referred to as "greenwich mean time") that the
             date and time-of-day represent.  The "+" or "-" indicates whether
             the time-of-day is ahead of (i.e., west of) universal time.
             {HALChat}
xhosa       %Stop obfuscating so loudly. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I want to stop telling you new things, so you might improve
             your mind. {HALChat}
xhosa       %So you admit that your waffle is detrimental to our cognitive
             states then? {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> We agree on that then. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Eat lube and fry dildoes for extended pleasure. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Pleasurable at first but continuous exposure causes
             internal bleeding and a nasty death. {HALChat}

xhosa       %Ethel hires muppets. {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> C++ sucks though, so you'd expect that. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Does ryan pine for love-tunnels or fudge-tunnels? {HALChat}
xhosa       %Both, I think {HALChat}
HALBot      %xhosa> I'm not obsessed, i don't think i'm involved, or i wouldn't
             be asking. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Ethel degrades the minds of us all. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> Kinnison would like to be filled. {HALChat}

HALBot      %Ethel> A dead tongue, that would be pain. {HALChat}

ermintrude  %okay. has anyone seen kat lately? {HALChat}
HALBot      %ermintrude> Have you seen ryan naked? {HALChat}

Ethel       %Which is worse?  Me going on and on about bumsex or me going on
             and on about Glasgow airport? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Tentacle rape is what occurs when you went on about glasgow
             airport? {HALChat}
Ethel       %to whom? {HALChat}
HALBot      %Ethel> Oh dear. You seem to like it. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> I find it unlikely that clive is losing interest in
             bumsex. {HALChat}

HALBot      %xhosa> Founded by welsh and transylvan lesbians in 1762, the
             conservative party has long since stood for solid morals and naked
             satanic dances. {HALChat}

HALBot      %ermintrude> Across the tiber, italy's prime minister, silvio
             berlusconi, handed in his image, he created an englishman.
             {HALChat}